Ho ho hold onto your Xmas shit coins!

"The only thing messier than the holidays is our roadmap"


Tired of tangled lights, fruitcake no one eats, and that one family member who still thinks re-gifting is cool? We turned all those little joys into a cryptocurrency!

Shit Xmas Coin is your chance to embrace the chaos of the holidays, laugh at life’s festive annoyances, and maybe—just maybe—unwrap a little something extra this season. Forget the perfect Christmas; let’s make it a profitable one.

Want to have a win this year? Buy the coin, Merry Xmas.

Tokenomics

Token Address: DyMyQRt9qm1dUsLjn5qv8DKqXnAJduU7et5ErqW3pump

  • 800 000 000 Tokens
  • Fair Launch
  • No Tax
  • Better than your Xmas presents

Why is Christmas shit?

Christmas is shit – let’s be real. We spend all year pretending we like it, just to end up battling through traffic, fighting over parking spots, and pretending to enjoy gift cards because no one knows what you actually want. The same Christmas music on loop for four weeks? The decorations that go up earlier every year? The whole season is a glorified cash grab, and honestly, who needs it?

Forget the fake cheer, the forced family fun, and the mountain of wrapping paper you’ll immediately throw away. Forget about those awkward "What did you get me?" moments. Just embrace the chaos and the shitshow that is the holiday season.

$SHITXMAS is like the Christmas sweater of crypto—ugly, loud, and everyone’s secretly judging you, but at the same time, it’s too good to ignore. So why not throw a few bucks into this glorious dumpster fire and see if it catches on?

Get in now or miss out on the greatest thing since sliced bread—if sliced bread was a meme, a gamble, and a trainwreck all rolled into one.

🦌🦌🦌🦌🛷 $SHITXMAS
CA: DyMyQRt9qm1dUsLjn5qv8DKqXnAJduU7et5ErqW3pump